Just When I Thought I’ve Seen Everything……..
I’ve seen a lot of weird things in the gym throughout the years. For instance last week, while making a cameo appearance at a local commercial gym, I witnessed a woman bust out some red curtain thingamajig and hang it from the pull-up bar, and proceed to give everyone what can only be described as an impromptu Cirque du Soleil show in the middle of the fitness floor. Half of me couldn’t help but watch; while the other half secretly wanted to see her fall on her head. It was completely, well, dumb. I’m sure she felt it was giving her a great core workout or whatever, and that she was “lengthening” her muscles to boot. But in all actuality, it was just making people uncomfortable and distracting me while I was trying to get my “gunshow” on. To each his own.
Anyways, after seeing her “performance,” I honestly thought I had seen everything there is to see. That is of course, till Lelli sent me this video:
I don’t know whether I’m watching an exercise video or an acid trip on steroids. Either way, I’m completely terrified at the moment. Someone hold me.