Morning Cup of Vomiting In My Mouth

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If you’re not dumber after watching the video below, then I’d be surprised.

CLICK ME (sorry, I couldn’t embed the video directly).

Okay, just to make sure you didn’t kill all your brain cells, I need to ask you a few questions:

– Name THIS color?

– What’s 2+2?

– Can you even read what I’m typing?

Dammit, I made you borderline retarded didn’t I? My bad.

Seriously though, I don’t know what’s worse – the shoes, or the woman’s attempt to channel Captain America through those atrocious shorts.

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