She Strikes Again—-I Couldn’t Resist

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It’s November 6th, which not only means my birthday is like three weeks away, but also means the holiday season is right around the corner. Which is to say, I’m totally looking forward to dominating Thanksgiving dinner. It’s the one day out of the year (outside of every god damn day) that I don’t care what I shove down my pie hole.

Along similar lines, I think it’s a safe assumption that some people reading this blog are going to be one of the many who put on the inevitable holiday weight gain. Thankfully, that’s where Alwyn Cosgrove and Mike Roussell come in. They’ve just released Warp Speed Fat Loss 2.0 this week. Honestly, as much as I loved the first edition, this version undoubtedly ups the ante, and has definitely gotten a few of our clients fired up. Word on the street is that our very own Brian St. Pierre is giving it a go. We all know what happened last time…..

And, as an added incentive, there are a bunch sweet bonuses being offered for a limited time only. You can check it out HERE.

That said, it’s Friday, the weekend is here, and since I’ve written like three legit blogs in row, I figured it was high time that I made a Mephistopheles/Tracy Anderson reference (it’s been at least 48 hours). I can’t help it. It’s like I’m a moth drawn to a flame when it comes to this stuff. To that end, below is a video one of my readers (Pau) sent me. True to form, I wasn’t able to last more than two minutes before I felt a sudden urge to stick my finger in an electrical socket and/or jump into a live volcano.

It still amazes me that people actually think she knows what the hell she’s talking about. Who can honestly take her seriously after saying BS like this:

With my new method, I’ve implemented new sequencing and choreography that keeps the accessory muscles really awake and alert, and pulls the larger muscle groups in, so that your muscular structure is teeny-tiny; but strong, with lots of sexy definition.

Wow, it’s almost like I need a Moron-to-English dictionary to figure out what the hell she’s saying. If anyone would care to shed some light, I’d be happy to listen. I mean, I could have my niece talk into a camera and she would sound more credible. And she’s four years old

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