So I have some exciting news to report today. I’m going to give you three guesses as to what it is.
1. No, Kate Beckinsale hasn’t split with her husband, Guy I Hate Because He’s Not Me.
2. No, Pete Wentz didn’t drop his restraining order against me. What’s a guy gotta do to be able drop kick someone in the face legally anyways?
3. No, I didn’t go see an advance screening of the new Sex and the City movie last night with my girlfriend. Not me, that’s preposterous. I think you have me confused with someone else dude. I was totally busy growing a beard last night– and eating bags of beef jerky, with a cowboy hat on. You know, manly things; cause I’m a man. ALL RIGHT FINE! YOU GOT ME. I WENT. ARE YOU HAPPY NOW? WHAT’S THE BIG DEAL ANYWAYS? I JUST WANTED TO SEE WHAT HAPPENED BETWEEN CARRIE AND BIG. You’re right, I’m totally whipped. *Hands in man-card*
Your three guesses are up (thank god). In fact, I made my official debut in the June issue of Men’s Health……..twice!
The first is on page 70 where the Cable Core Press (AKA: The Pallof Press) is featured as a “Best New Exercise.” The second is a “blurb” on page 112, in an article discussing gynecomastia. I basically describe a simple plan to help “tighten up” those pecs.
Not really a huge deal, but cool nonetheless. Check it out when you get a chance.
