Monthly Archives: June 2008

Preparation H Makes Girls Want to Hang Out With You

First off I want to give Fox News a high five for actually running this story and deeming it “news” worthy (click link to view video of story). It’s nice to know that they realize what’s important and run stories that really make a difference in people’s lives. I wouldn’t be surprised if down the… Read more

I Heart Trader Joe’s

For those who read this blog and have no idea what I’m referring to, Trader Joe’s is a specialty grocery store that is best-known for cutting out the middleman in order to bring their customers low-priced groceries and prepared frozen foods. Trader Joe’s has its roots in California, but its growing popularity has TJ’s popping… Read more

(Surprise!) Mariah Carey Throws Like a Girl

Actually worse. I don’t even know how to describe that throw. Oh wait, yes I do. Wait for it. Wait for it. Muhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. To think that all these years I have worshiped you and you can’t even throw a baseball more than five feet! I’m so embarrassed. *Tears down Mariah Carey poster from 1995 off… Read more

Q and A (Ankle Mobility and an Ouchie)

Q: Hello Mr. Gentilcore, I am a college basketball player and I suffered an ankle sprain this past December and after going to physical therapy I still have a pinching tightness in the anterior part of my ankle that comes whenever I try to stretch my achilles. I have been unable to regain mobility in… Read more

I Lift Heavy Stuff While Rockin Out to (HARF HARF) John Mayer

After watching that video you’re probably thinking one of two things: 1. That’s an awesome Captain America t-shirt that Tony is wearing. 2. What in the holy hell is he doing listening to John Mayer while he trains? First off, you don’t have to tell me how awesome my t-shirt is. Captain America speaks for… Read more