Do me a favor:
1. Eat copious amounts of dead, furry animals.
2. Dominate some potato or macaroni salad.
3. And more importantly, please, for the love god, don’t blow your hand off with an M-80.
Note: there’s a lot of poo-poo language in the video below, so you might want to grab your ear-muffs if you have them close by. NSFW!!!!