I hate doing laundry.
Lisa and I moved in together coming up on three years ago now, and as much as we love our apartment and the neighborhood we reside in – Coolidge Corner – the one major drag about the place is that there’s no laundry room on premise.
It’s certainly not the end of the world, and I don’t like to consider myself someone who complains about trivial things – especially when there are people out there suffering FAR worse than myself. But still, I think I’ve come to conclusion that I hate doing laundry more than I hate a dumb Tracy Anderson quote.
And that’s saying a lot.
Lisa and I have an understanding, though, and we’ve done a really good job at “divying” up the chores around the house. She does the bulk of the cooking and food prep (okay, she does ALL of it), and I wash the dishes and make the two block trek down to the laundry mat – colors and whites in tow – every Sunday morning.
I’ve been doing it for a while now, and I still somehow manage to mess it up occasionally.
To quote her, “if it’s silky, satiny, or sexy…..it DOES NOT go into the dryer. FOR. THE. LOVE. OF. GOD.”
In three years I’ve managed to completely destroy only two blouses, two pair of dress pants, and a baker’s dozen of Lisa’s fancy underwear.
Not the greatest batting average in the world, but it’s definitely above the Mendoza line.
But no one reading really cares about mine and Lisa’s laundry woes. The point was to serve as a segue to today’s post.
Lately, to help pass the time in the laundry mat, I’ve been happily enjoying my copy of Dan John’s Intervention: Course Corrections for the Athlete and Trainer.
I’ve been enjoying it like I enjoy a cup of delicious chai tea……………………Slowly!
I haven’t devoured it in one sitting, but rather, just reading at my own pace – namely, between spin cycles – taking in all the savory components as they come.
Yesterday I read the section where Coach John discussed the concept of Bus Bench Workouts vs. Park Bench Workouts, and thought it was one of those brilliant analogies/points that never dawned on me until that very moment.
To reiterate his point: the fitness industry does a bang-up job at selling full-throttle, death-march, total-commitment training concepts. And frankly, most of us can’t do that day in and day out.
To help elucidate his point, Dan referred to the Tale of Two Benches, by Archbishop George Niederauer.
Bus Bench
Anyone who’s familiar with “city life” knows how much public transportation can suck the life out of you. The Bus Bench fills us with expectation. We wait for the 5:13 bus, and if the 5:13 bust doesn’t arrive precisely at 5:13, we get anxious.
We….want….the…5:13….bus…..now!!!!
And if it doesn’t arrive at 5:13, but instead at 5:17……our day us ruined. Grab the Ben & Jerry’s!
Far too often this is how most people train. With too much urgency and a “I want it now” attitude. It has its place, mind you, but shouldn’t be a priority.
Park Bench
Conversely, the park bench is more casual, and goes with the flow.
We can relax (so-to-speak) and enjoy the ride.
We can sit and people watch if we want, or just sit and read a book, or just sit. There’s nothing wrong with that.
As Coach John noted in his book, most athletes (and non-athletes) tend to take the bus bench route. For athletes it goes like this:
On Saturday the 26th, I will defeat all who show up, break all my personal records, find perfection in all I do, and meet the person of my dreams.
For non-athletes it goes like this:
I have a class reunion/vacation/World of WarCraft Convention in July and I need to look gooood. I will go to the gym six times per week, train for a marathon, maybe hit up a CrossFit class or two when I can squeeze them in, between yoga class of course, omit all carbohydrates, find perfection in all I do, and meet the person of my dreams.
This approach rarely (if ever) works out in the end.
Instead, for most athletes most of the time, and for most of us for most of our lives, the park bench model is much more appropriate.
As Coach John states, “When you compete or train, take time to enjoy the view, breathe the air, and don’t worry about the minutia! Whatever comes along during your competition or training should be viewed through the lens of wonder and thanks.”
Fitness doesn’t have to be a ball buster all the time. And, not coincidentally, taking the park bench approach is often what yields better, long-lasting results.
