Just Me Lifting Something Off the Floor (Ho-Hum)

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Ever have stuff on your mind and you just need to lift heavy things off the floor? Tony + things on his mind + trance music playing in the background* + 550 lbs on the floor = OMGIAMSOAWESOMEGIRLSWILLWANTTOHANGOUTWITHMENOW

*Dude, don’t judge me because I listen to trance while I train; or John Mayer for that matter. We all have our quirks that make us fun and unique individuals. I mean, I didn’t pass judgment on you when you asked me to set the DVR to record Army Wives last week did I? Or how bout that time you went to the movies by yourself to watch Brokeback Mountain? I didn’t say anything then. What’s that you say? That was actually me? I HATE YOU!!!!! *runs away crying, but not before grabbing my Jake Gyllenhaal autographed cowboy hat*

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