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So we’re six weeks into 2009 and I’m curious as to whether or not you’ve stuck with your New Year’s Resolutions? I know I have:

1. Get Sexy…………check.

2. Get my butt in gear and start writing articles again…………check (submitted one to t-nation just the other day).

3. Possibly plan a trip to Greece for later this year………check.

4. Destroy the back of my pants for realizing how expensive said trip will cost me………check.

Side Note: Greek women are hot.

Side Note # II: That’s a picture of Maria Menounos above (she’s greek).

Side Note # III: Ergo, Maria Menounos is hot.

Side Note # IV: We should date or something. Granted I make less than six figures a year (weird, I know), and she’d have to promise to buy me a Nintendo Wii. But I’d definitely consider it. Just throwing it out there.

Suffice it to say, I’m willing to bet that many of you have “followed the sheep,” and have already failed with your plans to lose those extra pounds this year. I get it. Stuff happens. Weekend birthday parties, Superbowl weekend, The Real Housewives of New York is on tonight, so on and so forth. It’s inevitable that the majority of us will make excuses as to why we never have time to train or eat healthy.

Fortunately, Alwyn Cosgrove and Mike Roussell have gone bat shit crazy (or just realize that people are motivated by money) and are offering a special deal on Warp Speed Fat Loss till the end of the day Friday.

In a time where we’re constantly inundated with various internet weight loss scams involving colon cleansing powders and Acai Berry juice formulas, it’s growing harder and harder to be able to distinguish what’s legit and what’s crap. Well, Alwyn and Mike are putting their money where their mouth is, and from now till the end of the day on Friday, they’re offering a 120% money back guarantee if you’re not completely satisfied with their product. However, you have to hurry since this offer is limited to the first 100 people. Click below to visit the site:

Warp Speed Fat Loss Main Site

Granted, it’s been a while since I’ve taken microeconomics, but that sounds like a pretty sweet deal. I mean, the only way they could make it even sweeter is if they offered to make me a roast beef sandwich. Like every day. Or I don’t know, gave me the opportunity to test Maria’s GIRD (Glenohumeral Internal Rotation Deficit).*

On an aside, I want to share with you an awesome blog post by Cressey Performance client Steph H-B. In light of the recent hoopla over Godzilla’s (sorry I couldn’t resist, I suck at life) Jessica Simpson’s pictures, Steph sheds some light on the topic of body image and women. Great stuff.

*20 degrees of OMGISTHATABELLYBUTTONRING!!!!!!!! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

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