1. I could be referring anything here, you choose: Russia vs. NATO, Anti-vaxxers vs. Science, Republicans vs. Democrats, Jets vs. Sharks, Gryffindor vs. Slytherin, Autobots vs. Decepticons, GI Joe vs. Cobra.
  2. Preferably a shake, using a 2:1 (carb:protein) ratio, made with grass-fed protein powder fertilized with urine from a Centaur and mixed with water that Zeus bathed in