Scapular winging. It’s a thing.

I guess.

Copyright: olegdudko / 123RF Stock Photo

 

Forgive the aloof and standoffish tone. I recognize the term “scapular winging” is a thing and that it can be an actual, real-live, medical diagnosis with dastardly consequences.1

But more on that in a minute.

It’s just that, in some ways, I find a lot of fitness pros – personal trainers, strength coaches, and even physical therapists – can often be a little too liberal with use of the term. They toss it around with little understanding of what it actually means and with little “feel” on how it’s interpreted by their clients and athletes.

I’ve long championed the sentiment that most (not all) fitness pros use the initial assessment as an opportunity to showcase how much people suck at doing things and how broken they are, and that, for the mere cost of a 215 pack of training sessions (the equivalent of a really, really nice Audi), they’ll fix you.

Pffffft, who wants an Audi anyways?

Here’s how a typical conversation goes:

Client: “Hey, I’m thinking about hiring someone to train me.”

Douchy Trainer: “Great, I’d be glad to help. We need to start with an assessment so I have ample opportunity to showcase how much of walking ball of fail you are and how I alone can fix you.”

Client: “Uh, okay. When do we start?

Douchy Trainer: “Right now, take off your shirt.”

Client: “Not going to buy me dinner first, huh? Kidding, okay, BAM.”

[takes off shirt]

Douchy Trainer:Oh……….MY………..GOD.”

Client: “What? What’s wrong?”

Douchy Trainer: “I’m sorry to have to tell you this, but, you may want to sit down for this.”

Client: “Okay. What is it?

Douchy Trainer: “I’m sorry to have to tell you, but, but…..you have scapular winging.”

Client: “Is….that bad?”

Douchy Trainer: “I honestly have no idea how you’re able to walk, let alone speak complete sentences. We need to fix this ASAP.”

And this is where the trainer turns into that a-hole nun from Game of Thrones walking the client, Cersei style, down to the training floor to take them through a bevy of corrective exercise drills.

via GIPHY

 

Lets pump the brakes, mmmkay?

Scapular Winging: What It Is

It’s this:

Now, admittedly, the key words used to find this picture were “most fucked up, dumpster fire of a case of scapular winging on the internet,” so don’t get too alarmed.

This is a legit, medically diagnosed case, and not at all normal.

 

Pretty cool, right? That’s some Gandalf shit right there.

Quadruped Rockback w/ Floor Press

 

Typically the Quadruped Rockback is a a screen used to gauge active hip flexion ROM and to ascertain someone’s appropriate squat depth based of his or her’s anatomy. However, after listening to Mike Reinold speak on the topic it’s also a great drill to cue people into more protraction and upward rotation

Floor Press w/ Upward Rotation

 

Taking the floor press a step further, we can take away a base of support (and force the stabilizing arm to work that much harder in order to maintain position) and then incorporate some upward rotation.

Wrap Up

The umbrella theme here is not to dismiss scapular winging as an actual diagnosis. It is a diagnosis. It’s just not as common as people think, and I wish more fitness pros would stop jumping to conclusions so fast.

Oftentimes the fix is just to coach people up, introduce some load, and get them into better positions.

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  1. Can I get some grammar bonus points for use the word ‘dastardly’ in a sentence?