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Will Fruit Juice Make You Fat?

Last week on The Fitcast, the gang and I discussed fruit juice and how it’s gotten a bad rap as of late. First off, let me just say that there are far worse things that people could be drinking: soda, beer, battery acid, etc. At the very least, fruit juice will provide vitamins and minerals, along with some fiber (depending on the type and how processed it is). I’ve always been a “realist,” and never really had any issues with people drinking fruit juice (within reason). I mean if someone is 30 lbs overweight, the last thing they should be worried about is their morning glass of OJ. Or should they? Notice the blatant foreshadowing there? You’re totally going to keep reading.

Needless to say, I was catching up on some reading the other day and came across a really cool review by Lyle McDonald discussing how humans show poor compensation for fluid calories.

As McDonald points out:

Compensation means that the body will adjust caloric intake at other times of the day (or days later) for a given caloric load. So say you eat a bunch of candy earlier in the day and it provides 450 calories. What you might see is that, later in the day, folks eat a few hundred calories less than they’d normally eat. The body ‘compensates’ for the food you ate earlier. The problem is that most liquid calories aren’t compensated that well and figuring out why is of some interest to researchers.

Furthermore, of interest to me (and something that I didn’t bring up last week during the show), is the fact that various lines of research indicate that the intake of calorically sweetened beverages (fruit juice, soda, etc) do NOT reduce the intake of solid food. In other words: people drink their calorie containing beverages (typically loaded with sugar), and because there is no “compensation,” will generally still stuff their pie holes later on in the day in the form of real food. Read: fat people are fat. Or something like that. I don’t know, I’m not a researcher.

And before some of you start going ballistic, please note that I’m not saying indulging in a diet coke or some flavored water every now and then is going to be detrimental in regards to one’s body composition. However, I do feel the above brings up a few valid points.

Namely, as noted in the original review, in all but the last 11,000 years, the predominant fluids consumed by humans were water and breast milk. That’s it. As well (and this is just me speaking), it’s only been within the last 75-100 (ballpark guess) that we’ve inundated our diets with a plethora of artificial sweeteners and liquid calories. Now I wouldn’t go so far as to say that fruit juice and the like make people fat, but I think it’s safe to assume that it’s not just a coincidence that there are many of you out there who tend to rely on calorie containing beverages and often wonder why it’s so hard to lose any weight. Something to think about.

That being said, I hope everyone has an awesome National Dress Like a Slut Day Halloween. Sadly, I won’t be participating in any festivities today. Apparently there’s a rule that your costume needs to include pants. Pfffft, whatever.

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First Rule of Squatting: Make Sure Your Mom Is Around

Thought I would share this video that was sent my way a few days ago. Freakin hilarious. This brings back so many memories from when I used to train down in my parent’s basement last week when I was younger.

Honestly though, this kid needs to grow a pair. The first rep looked “passable,” but he just totally shit himself on that second one. I mean, he didn’t even put up a fight. What’s up with that? His man-card is hereby revoked until further notice. Furthermore, someone should tell him that no girl is ever going to let him touch her boob if he continues to post training videos of himself shirtless. Just sayin. Nevertheless, kudos to mom for coming to the rescue like that. She deserves a day off from cleaning or something. Hahahahaha. You’re right, lets not get carried away.

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Miscellaneous Miscellany Monday (Say That Three Times Fast)

1. Last week, while out to dinner with the boys from CP, Eric stated that I should man up and add a ton of sled work into my programming. Since I am basically banned from squatting for the time being (and because my knees hate me), I’ve decided that I do need to man up, and as of last Wednesday, I’m pulling the sled twice per week.

UPDATE: Um yeah, after eight sets of dragging on the rubber matting on Saturday I’ve come to the conclusion that I “need” a raging case of Gonorrhea more than I need to drag the sled more. I’d rather masturbate with a cheese grater than look at the sled again.

In all seriousness, as much as the sled sucks, it’s a great way to still get some leg training in despite trying to work around an injury (especially for those with knee issues). Additionally, as John Berardi wrote in this article, the sled is a fairly versatile piece of equipment that can be used in a plethora of ways. Suck it up buttercup.

2. According to this story on Yahoo News, apparently Skeletor Madonna scheduled sex with her husband Guy Ritchie around her workouts. According to a report in London’s Daily Mail, Ritchie says the marriage disintegrated when Madonna started planning their sex life around her daily three- to four-hour gym sessions. Come on now, do you expect me to believe this? Married people have sex? Hahahahahahahaahahahahaahahahahahaha. Good one Yahoo.

3. Awhile back I wrote on how I felt that most flaxseed oils tasted like buttcrack (Read: all flaxseed oils taste like buttcrack). Imagine my surprise when a representative from Shape Foods contacted me to try a few of their Heart Shape Flax Oil blends and I didn’t want to swallow my own tongue! I kind of felt like “Mikey” from those old Life Cereal commercials. He likes it, he likes it!!!!!

Traditionally, the taste of flax oil hasn’t been a high point for me, but with this culinary quality blend, I was pleasantly surprised. However this whole scenario did get me thinking about what other companies may be poking in from time to time and what other free stuff I can get. Nike? Reebok? Heeellllo? Just an FYI, shirt size= sexy.

4. Here’s a cool e-mail I received from John Brooks, who traveled all the way from Seattle to stop by CP and to cheer on his on wife’s team during the Head of the Charles.

Tony,

Thanks for inviting me out there to have a look at CP, and for letting me get a lift in. It was great to meet all of you guys and to see the environment you have created there. I really appreciate you taking the time to answer questions in the middle of your work day, and how you teach and coach the athletes. I have been at a few other facilities across the country and you guys have done singularly the best job at creating the right environment, teaching the athletes the value of the simple (but not easy) movements, and getting the athletes to value hard work and technique over numbers on the bar. It was a lot of fun, and I learned a great deal.

Thanks so much for the kind words John. Really.

5. Check out this week’s episode of The FitCast, which includes a bonus interview with strength coach Mike Boyle. Great stuff!

6. I got nuthin else. Just arrived to work, and we have a few of our pro baseball guys showing up in ten minutes to train. God I love my job.

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Exercises That Make Me Think…………Huh????

I received this e-mail from a friend of mine in Australia that I thought I would share with all of you since I found it pretty comical/absurd/or any adjective you can think of that would warrant my eyes hating me.*

 

With our certification process in Australia, the institutes all offer online education education assistance through interactive tests and tools. It seems like a good idea at first, however, as I was browsing last night I found the exercise below which I thought you might find amusing (or it may make you vomit, I think either effect is the desired outcome). Please note, these courses are compulsory for me to be registered as a trainer, it’s not a testament to my character nor my training philosophy! Also according to these guys there are NO barbell lower body movements allowed to be used for beginners OR intermediates.

Exercise: Bicep-Curl w/Deadlift

Difficulty: Highly Advanced

Benefits: This is an excellent movement for power/strength athletes. This more advanced movement used momentum and can usually be loaded with more weight when progressed properly.

First off, how can anything involving a bicep curl be labeled as “highly advanced?” I’ve known people who have been bicep curling since they were a fetus. How hard can it be? Secondly, unless you’re some freak of nature or I don’t know, Robocop, there is no way you should be able to arm-curl what you deadlift.

And what’s with this whole notion that beginners and intermediates can’t perform any lower body movements with a barbell? What, too dangerous? Oh please! What’s dangerous is telling that same de-conditioned “beginner” who hasn’t seen his penis while standing since 1997 that it’s perfectly okay to go for a 1-2 mile jogs three times per week.

It’s stuff like this that drives me bonkers.

*Great, they took the car “to go for a drive.” They always do that when they’re mad at me. Last time they did this, they ended up passing out drunk at a stop light, and I was late for work. Dammit!

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Get Rid of the Hammer*

In his book, Low Back Disorders: Evidence-based Prevention and Rehabilitation, Dr. Stuart McGill mentions on several occasions that no back is alike. Nonspecific “backache” is nearly impossible to quantify and, even if it could be quantified, offers no guidance for intervention. Some backs suffer with discogenic problems for example, and will respond quite differently from those with ligamentous damage or facet-based problems.

As well, how we would approach someone with flexion based intolerance as opposed to someone with extension based intolerance varies quite dramatically as well. This is why I hate a one-size fits all, cookie-cutter approach to corrective exercise. Just telling someone to go do a few planks isn’t going to cut it in this sense. All backs aren’t created equal.

That being said, sometimes the best approach isn’t therapy or worse yet, surgery. Rather, it’s sometimes best to just take a step back and figure out what daily event is exacerbating the individual’s symptoms. Simply put: find the cause and remove that cause.

As McGill mentions, consider lightly hitting the thumb with a hammer repeatedly–eventually the slightest touch causes pain. This is symptom magnification because the tissue is hypersensitized. Reduction of hypersensitivity in the thumb only occurs following a substantial amount of time after the hammering has stopped. It’s kind of like when you’re flipping through the channels on a Sunday afternoon and you happen to come across the show The Pick-Up Artist on VH1. It’s only after you stop watching it that you feel less inclined to want to jump in front of a lawnmower.

Anyways, back to hammers. Tissues in the back are continually “hit with the hammer” because of the aberrant motion or motor patterns. For example, those people with flexion based back pain (flexion intolerance) may replicate their symptoms every time they get up from their chair. Once they correct this faulty movement pattern and “get rid of the hammer,” then and only then, will the tissue be less sensitized, and said person will be able to return to a pain-free (hopefully) lifestyle.

The point is, sometimes we have to remember the KISS (Keep It Simple, Stupid) principle. More often than not, the key to solving your back pain could simply be looking at your daily motor patterns and correcting them.

*that’s what she said

UPDATE: Just wanted to say congratulations to the Tampa Bay Rays. I’m not pissed. Point blank, they were the best team last night and played an awesome series. Now excuse me while I go kick a puppy in the mouth.

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Excuses Are Like……

It never ceases to amaze me the excuses people will use to justify not going to the gym to train. Let me know if any of these sound familiar:

“I have a hang nail.”

“I’m just too tired.”

“I forgot my gym shoes.”

“I have a headache.”

Honestly, whenever someone comes up with a lame excuse similar to the ones above, all I really want to do is Thunder-Punch them in their vagina.

This isn’t to say that some people don’t have legit reasons as to why they can’t make it to the gym on any given day. I get it. Stuff happens and sometimes “life” gets in the way. However, I often like to use a quote that I stole from Ronald Reagan when dealing with people who like to make excuses:

Many a man has failed because he had his wishbone where his backbone should have been.

–Ronald Reagan

Lets stop for a moment and really try to digest that quote.

You wish you could make it to the gym three times per week, but darn it, you just don’t have the time. Funny how you have “time” to watch an average of 20 hours per week of television. It amazes me how people never have time to train, but they always know what happened on Grey’s Anatomy last night.

Simply put, if you had a backbone, you would make the time to train. Grey’s Anatomy can wait. Besides I can summarize the last episode right here. Doctor sleeps with doctor. They both get a raging case of herpes and they’re sad. A patient dies. Cue Emmy Award for Best Episode, ever. I should totally write drama.

At the end of the day, you can make all the excuses you want, but it’s not going to get rid of that extra 30 lbs of fat you’re lugging around. I realize that this is just a simple blog post and it probably won’t mount to anything much. But I like to think that it may just help ONE person reach a tipping point and realize that excuses are like assholes; everyone has one.

On that note, if any of you would like to share some of the more “lame” excuses you have heard or any words of encouragement for others out there, feel free to share them here. Vent away………

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Strength Training Makes Your Knees Feel Better. Also, Water is Wet.

From Reuters Health:

Strength training can help ease pain and improve physical functioning in people with osteoarthritis of the knee, a new review of current data confirms. In most of the studies, the researchers found, people showed improvements in pain, physical function, walking speed, and balance after undergoing strength training. The majority of studies used a progressive approach, meaning patients were required to increase the intensity of their exercise as time went on (for example, lifting heavier weights). Three of the four studies that showed no significant effect for strength training did not use this progressive approach.

Ah-HA! So this basically flies in the face of every doctor or physical therapist that like to inform their patients not to squat because it’s bad for their knees. I love it. Nothing drives me more bat shit crazy than when I hear health professionals give this advice. Well, that and guys who wear their collars up (which I saw a lot of while in NYC this past weekend).

Seriously, if anyone ever deserves to have their penis catch on fire, it’s any douchebag who thinks this is cool. Stop it. NOW!

Anyways, back on topic. It’s nice to see some mainstream media getting the word out there that strength training can help with quality of life; particularly with osteoarthritis. In all honesty though, is this really a newsflash for anyone? I mean, wow…..the researchers in the article make it seem like this is big news. Um, not really. I’ve seen it time and time again. Someone comes in with knee pain:

1. We get them to start working on tissue quality (foam rolling, soft tissue work, etc).

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2. Incorporate various hip mobility drills (video shows one of my favorites….kneeling rockbacks).

3. Replace high impact, low amplitude exercises (treadmill) with low impact, high(er) amplitude exercise (Arc Trainer, Elliptical, high knee skips, various movement training drills).

4. Get them stronger. Certainly this is a blanket statement, but myself, as well as many of my colleagues have always stated that strength training can be corrective in nature. At CP, we go out of our way to explain to clients the difference between active and passive restraints. When referring to stress on our bodies, both active and passive restraints share the burden, and work together to keep the body functioning properly. Active restraints refer to muscle and tendon. Passive restraints entail bone, labrum, meniscus, and ligament.

As Eric Cressey has noted on several occasions, if the stress is shared between active and passive restraints, wouldn’t it make sense that strong active restraints with good tissue quality and length would protect ligaments, menisci, and labra (and do so through a full ROM)? Hint: yes, it would.

While the phrase “just get strong” can mean different things to different people, it’s important for trainees to realize that it’s an integral aspect of corrective exercise that many fail to utilize. This is why I find it absolutely asinine whenever a doctor tells someone to do nothing but take some ibuprofen and lay low for a few weeks.

Needless to say, this “study” was a breath of fresh air. But I don’t see why they need to do more research to see whether or not strength training has any efficacy towards said population long-term. Seems like a waste of money in my opinion. If we’re going to be funding any research it should be used solely to answer one question: how hot is Mila Kunis? This hot!*

* and this hot

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Micellaneous Miscellany (Warming Up, Unstable Surface Training, and Tony Goes to NYC…..”

1. I read a really good article earlier this week written by Chris Cooper titled Warming Up to PR’s. One of my biggest pet peeves as a strength coach is when I see someone walk in, do their dynamic flexibility routine, and then walk over to the deadlift platform and load the bar up to the same weight they did the previous week without “warming up.” One of the main points in the article I feel has a lot of relevance to people is the concept of interference, or, anything that limits your ability to recruit motor units.

As Cooper states, your body places a natural limiting feedback process on all muscles (controlled by the golgi tendon organ) that behaves like a speed limiter on an engine. Think of it this way. Imagine a car with an onboard computer that allows you to go faster if your brakes are well tuned or limits your top speed if your brakes are worn. The same concept applies to your body.

The key to warming up is to disinhibit your muscles ability to interfere with recruiting motor units. You can’t just load the bar up with your PR weight right off the bat. You have to gradually work up so that you allow the golgi tendon organ to slowly turn back its injury or avoidance response. The body has to be “teased” its way into it. Kind of like sex with your girlfriend. Unless it’s drunk sex, then it’s fair game.

2. Earlier this week, I wrote about my disdain for celebrity trainer Tracy Anderson and her statement that no woman should lift a weight above 3 lbs. Needless to say, I received a lot of great feedback and realized that I wasn’t the only person out there who felt like drop kicking Tracy in her botoxified lips for saying something so completely retarded. One such person is Mickey Glick, author of the blog No Pink Dumbbells (great title). Check it out.

3. For the heck of it, I wore a pedometer one day while coaching. In four hours I took 6303 steps, which equates to roughly three miles. OMGFATBURNINGZONE!!!!!!!! I’m totally shooting for 10,000 in one day next week. I’m so money and I don’t even know it.

4. You know how I always say that BOSU balls suck? Well, come to find out, there’s actually some scientific and “real world” evidence that I’m right. Eric Cressey released his new e-book, The Truth About Unstable Surface Training last week, and all I’m going to say is that if you’re a personal trainer, you better read this book.

5. Last week on The Fitcast, Chris Bell, director of the documentary Bigger, Faster, Stronger (GREAT movie by the way) was on to answer questions from listeners about the movie. It’s been the most downloaded interview thus far on the show, and rightfully so. Chris Bell did an amazing job with the movie and I look forward to his future projects.

On a related note, Kevin Larrabee is having a special sale on The Fitcast Insider running till the end of the month. In it, you get in depth interviews from the likes of John Berardi, Alwyn Cosgrove, Bill Hartman, Mike Robertson, and some schmuck with the last name Gentilcore.

6. So I’m headed out to New York City this morning for a few days. My itinerary includes getting a lift in at Peak Performance, eating at Dos Caminos, going to the Museum of Natural History, and possibly killing a hooker. Hahahaha. Just kidding mom. Hint: no I’m not. I leave in a few minutes to catch a four hour train ride into Penn Station. I’m taking bets on how long it will take before I receive my first death threat for wearing my Red Sox hat in Manhattan. Any takers?

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Making Stuff Up. A Personal Trainer’s Best Friend. BOSU Ball Jealous.

Q: I was doing my stuff at the gym the other morning, and a woman who is a trainer there, saw me doing reverse lunges. She came over to me and said that when I do my lunge, not to let my knee touch the ground, that it should be just above the ground. “This is how ACLs get injured,” she said. She also said to try to shift weight to the front of your foot, and not let the knee touch.

Personally, on that issue, I think having more pressure on the front of your foot would cause knee strain, especially right under the knee cap and right above on the quad. But, what do I know? I said thanks and continued with my stuff. Thoughts?

A: Actually, you know more than you think. Which is that you ignored her advice and continued with your training session. Although it would have been perfectly understandable if you punched her in the ACL with a 5 lb dumbbell for interrupting you with such nonsense.*

Concerning the latter part of the question, you’re correct. Shifting your weight to the front of your foot and pushing off the toes will undoubtedly place more strain on the knees. Sure it will increase quad loading, but what’s good for quad loading might not be good for knee health. I like to instruct people to shift their weight to mid-foot/heel, which will take some of the burden off the knees and place a little more emphasis on the glutes/hamstrings.

Concerning the former part of the question, honestly, I have no idea what her rationale might be for stating that allowing your knee to “touch” the floor while performing a reverse lunge predisposes you to an ACL injury. The primary function of the ACL is to prevent anterior displacement of the tibia off the distal end of the femur. The ACL, along with the resistance of the posterior muscles crossing the knee joint (hamstrings), prevents the normal knee from hyperextending. How allowing your knee to touch the ground while performing a reverse lunge places the ACL at greater risk is beyond me.

If anything, telling people to gently touch their knee to the ground keeps them honest (key word: gently). If you tell people to stop 1-2 inches short of the ground, that’s going to inevitably turn into 3-4 inches. And before you know it, they’re not doing anything remotely close to a proper lunge. That’s a big reason why I’m such a fan of box squats; it forces people to learn what proper depth is supposed to feel like.

Just to be clear, however, there are plenty of compensation patterns that can predispose you to an ACL injury while performing a lunge (knees caving in due to weak glutes for example). But to the best of my knowledge, having your knee touch the ground isn’t one of them. Mike Robertson wrote a great article on this topic here. I encourage you to check it out.

In the end, my hunch is that she’s a trainer at a local commercial gym and was just trying to sound smart by using a term that would scare you or get your attention and hopefully lead to a conversation that ended with you buying a few sessions from her. It’s like me telling a 17 year old kid that he’ll increase his testosterone levels by 583% if he drinks, I don’t know, powdered deer penis. True story

*Hahahahaha. Irony is a bitch.

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Me=The Roy Hobbs of Adult Baseball

As some of you may know, I decided to pull a “Roy Hobbs,” this summer and basically make a pseudo comeback to play in the Metro-West Adult Baseball (over-30) League, for the Framingham Orioles. This was the first summer since 2003 that I played in any organized baseball league, and to be honest, it was a blast.

After two straight seasons of losing in the first round of the play-offs, the Orioles made it to the championship this season vs. the Southborough Cubs. Sadly, in the best out of three play-off, we lost both games of a doubleheader yesterday and our season is over.

That being said, while there are no official awards that are given out at the end of the year, I thought I’d share my final stats and basically anoint myself Sexiest Bastard Ever to Wear Orange Player of the Decade. I guess there’s something to be said about training for strength/performance.

Wins: 7

Losses: 1

Innings Pitched: 67 (and my elbow is completely pissed)

Hits: 28 (only three of which were for extra bases)

Runs: 10

Earned Runs: 6

Walks: 14

Strikeouts: 105

Saves: 1

ERA: 0.80

Girls Who Want to Make Out With Me: countless. Even if I did strike out with the bases loaded with two outs in the bottom of the 12th inning in a 0-0 game, which would have forced a one game play-off next weekend. Dammit, I suck.

All in all, the point I’m trying to make is that there’s something to be said about training for strength/performance. I look back at how I trained back in college and I wish I could go back and drop kick myself in the pancreas. Back then I never heard of a deadlift, never did any single leg work, thought 3×10 was the holy grail of set/rep schemes, and figured the best way to a six pack was to perform 500 sit-ups before going to bed. Fast forward a few years (of quality training), and I can honestly say that I’m in better shape now then I was in my early 20’s. Not to mention I’m probably throwing just as hard (if not harder) than I was in college. I stopped training like a bodybuilder, and decided to train more like an athlete.

To any high school or collegiate athletes who may be reading this blog, don’t waste your time worrying about what exercise hits the long head of the bicep. Who cares!?! Spend more time trying to get stronger, and I promise not only will you perform infinitely better (in whatever sport you play), but the aesthetics will just be a side benefit. Ie: chicks will want to hang out with you.